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MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

"NOW KISS."

MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

We all know that nothing says 'love' like a battle to the death... but what if your character had no luck winning hearts with their dazzling sword play or stirring speeches? Welcome to the Monarch Matchmaker Meme!

•There's an itty bitty questionairre for your character to fill out.
•Use as much or as little of it as you like.
•Await a response from the monarch of your court listing your potential matches!

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[ NO!!! ]

Do you know what he's done-?

[One route in which you rip a cute girl's heart out, and suddenly you're the bad guy. Geez. In some cultures that'd be romantic!]

Earned a sustainable income?

[#shotsfired]

[ Let's see how to turn this profit into her favor. ]

... how much would you pay for a dinner date with Saber?

[Rin are you seriously pimping your girlfriend out to Gilgamesh.

...he can appreciate that sort of ambition but the opportunity to troll is just too ripe.]

Enough to drag you along as well and suffer every second of it with me.

[ No, she's getting Saber a free dinner where she can eat to her heart's content, kick his ass, all while Rin makes a lot of money from it. ]

It'd cost you double for the both of us.

I see. But if we factor in you doing @#$% while she @#$%...

[...you may have overcalculated your abilities here, Rin. Just a bit.]

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There will be none of that.

... not on the first date. That's the rules of the world.

You'd have to pay for at least four more dates.

I will craft you a gem-encrusted bed made of gold for you both to lay upon. With my bare hands.

[Wait. No. Not fanservicey enough. Needs something...]

...shirtless?

[There we go!]

... aren't you normally shirtless? How is that an added perk?

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[THAT IS PLAYING DIRTY, SIR. YOU KNOW RIN IS GEM-SEXUAL.]

Rin!

[ SABER! ] Hold on, I'm negotiating.

There is nothing to negotiate!

There's plenty to negotiate! There's riches on the line here, Saber.

I will not be a part of this.

So you'd leave Waver and me to go alone with him? I see.

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Rin.

What, do you want to join us as well? You could just ask.

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R I N!

Don't worry, I'd never forget you. Come on and join us.

It'll be fun.

How is this going to be fun?!

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And what's that look for?

Pleasure born between maidens is the purest form of love. Not even you could be this dense.

[Or could you. Question of the day.]

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